High on drügs.

At my grandpa’s wedding with my little sister. Between the heat and the tears I look a hot-mess, but it’s fine.

THROWBACK THURSDAY! My appearance on Oprah!

THISSSS

Rubbin’ it for good luck!

THROWBACK THURSDAY!

I’ve been a good German gay boy ever since I was a little kid wearing lederhosen and striking a pose.

So this just happened…. FOR WHAT DO I OWE THE HONOR?

Why hasn’t someone offered Amanda Bynes $1,000,000,000 per episode for her own reality show yet?

Everyone else is being Amanda Bynes for Halloween this year too, right???

Damn, Africa… WHAT HAPPENED?

This is what I look like when I’m scared to death, apparently.

The new Amanda Bynes mugshot is pure 90’s supermodel heroin jawline realness.

I had to do my part as a member of Team Britney.

Can you tell we finally found a signal at my cottage??