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DAVID ROBERT SAID WHAT???

How does Nicki Minaj even sit on the toilet??

I feel like U2 and Apple slipped me something at a bar and took advantage of me when I was all wasted.

When we go to Ikea on a Saturday WE GO HARD

GOD BLESS THE WEEKEND

Do you think the Starbucks baristas DARE ask BeyoncΓ© her name when she orders?? Serious question, though….

CURRENT MOOD

OMG STOP EVERYTHING AARON SAMUELS IS ON THE NEW SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS

OMG STOP EVERYTHING AARON SAMUELS IS ON THE NEW SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS

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Serving full BEAR CUB BEARD LUMBERJACK BAE realness.

Sorry I can’t come into work tomorrow it’s a NATIONAL HOLIDAY

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"Are you gonna eat that?" - my life summed up in one sentence.

GAYBOY BAND NIGHT πŸŒβœŒοΈπŸ‘½

WOMAN CRUSH WEDNESDAY!

&hearts

I’m sorry but THIS GIRL is the real star of the VMAs.