Theme by Theme Static
Baby, if you were a Pokémon I’d choose you first.
Red cup$ 👯
This is why getting out of bed in the morning is so difficult for me.
Best night, ever!
I’m sorry for what I did & what I said when I was hungry.
I want to be a drag queen just so I can call myself Davidoncé, to be honest.
HOLY SHIT Monica and Chandler’s twins would be turning 10 this year, Emma would be 12, Phoebe’s triplets would be 15 and Ross’ son Ben would be 19.
WHY IS TIME SO CRUEL?
*Jaws theme song starts to play*
Drinkin martini’s out of wine glasses so we don’t spill a DROP 💰💰💰
YA FEEL ME?
Yup! That’s Robbie, Aliya-Jasmine, Jason, Philip and I in the “Britney Spears: Live From Toronto" DVD.
Life = Made.
Does this say FUCK, or am I just seeing it? Either way, obsessed with whatever this is/means.