I need this photo framed in my home somewhere, I’m obsessed. It’s by a photographer from the 50’s who would shoot people underwater!

Amanda Bynes needs to go live with her Aunty and Uncle in Bel-Air.

The Santos Bitch Face gives me LIFE!!

Fuck… :/

Accidentally sending ;) instead of :) and feeling like you’ve just offered them your body…

The one photo I managed to get from last night… Don’t ask.

Is there REALLY a mariachi band playing at the house party I’m at???

That babe in the middle?

One of the MOST important days of Jackson’s life so far. Really wanted to share it with all of you.

I seriously need a fucking tan but you get the idea…

The latest addition to my celebrity Playboy collection. NAOMI CAMPBELL NAKED I’M DEAD!

I LIVE FOR HER!

The search function on my television really doesn’t “get” me. All I’ve typed in so far is the letter ‘L’….

So this happened today. I can die happy now.

I have NO clue who to vote for… I’m leaning towards a certain 2 Queens.

My vintage and celebrity Playboy collection/addiction.